I’d Like To Interview You…They Said.

I got a very boring totally impersonal email inviting me to speak at The Tele Summit of How To Bullshit Your Way To Success.

Look, I might have taken some liberties with the name, but there was definitely wanker in the air.

Like I was supposed to be honoured that they asked.

Like 'go ahead and add some self-worth points to your day, because we want you.'

Like 'I swear we haven't sent this duplicate email out to everyone else we think has at least a list of 5,000 and we truly love your work even though we haven't referenced what you do once so suspicious.'

They listed off all these apparently prestigious speakers I'd never heard of.

Clearly I'm out of touch with the results of the latest marketing guru awards.

Expecting that I would bend the knee like I was some chum in Game of Thrones who has a boner for their Queen, there was a list of demands they wanted from me.

The biggest 'no exceptions to make it fair to everyone' rule was I must have a list of 5,000 minimum.

Guess what fuckers?

I don't.

As it stands right now, I have 3,500-ish on my list.

*Waves hiiiiii to everyone on the list reading this right now* I LOVE YOU.

I don't have 5,000. At the beginning of 2020, I had 6,000+. But I culled it.

Same with Facebook.

And while we're at it, I have like 1,500ish following me on Instagram.

Less than 900ish on Twitter.

Want to know other numbers?

My business pays me a very good six-figure salary year after year.

How? How do I do it with such a laughable list size?

I mean, how embarrassment. The shame!

I do it because whenever I open my mouth it's worth listening.

The words resonate.

The message connects.

The opinion is on point.

You know what gives your business life?

Your copy.

If you want to start paying yourself a 6 figure salary year in and year out, forget about your list and your numbers and work on your words.

I’m here to help you do the same.

Because once you crack the copy code, you can laugh in the face of chums who invite you to apparently prestigious online summits because you don't need them because your list is PROUDLY small.

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