Dumb Blonde Website

I want you to picture Chris Hemsworth. No, not Thor. The dumb blonde receptionist from the all-female Ghostbusters movie who found it extremely hard to do one job – answer the phone.

My body is very attracted to his body, but when he speaks my brain gets angry.

That’s like your website now.

You’ve got some hot photos. You might even have a banging logo. But your website has one job – to sell – and it can’t do it so you’ve got problems.

Now I want you to think of Chris Hemsworth. Thor. That hammer. Those biceps. He’s got one job – to save the universe – and he does it.s

That’s what your website should be doing for you.

Not just saving your sales, but converting like crazy.

Bringing in leads and income without you ever having to fiddle with the back end.

Sending you sales notifications while you drink your morning coffee.

It should be a sales machine.

And when it is a sales machine? You can spend your time doing client work and writing fun content for your community.

You never have to think about your website again knowing it’s working for you behind the scenes.

And when people - from potential clients to industry leaders - link from your guest podcast interviews, you need to know your website is putting your best foot forward.

That when you send people you meet to your website, it’s the full expression of your work and your truth. It’ll convert them to the Church of You. Because people buy people.

It’s all possible when you take your website off your to-do list and get it done and dusted once and for all.

Turn your website into your new staff member who shows up to work on time, never slacks off, doesn’t complain, brings zero drama, requests no sick days, is reliable AF, doesn’t need micromanaging, and whose superannuation / 401K you don’t have to pay.

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